Salutations,
Adventurer!
Word of your brave
acts and heroic deeds has stretched far and wide across our beleaguered realm,
and it is with great glee that I commend your bravery! Alas, it is one thing to
hunt fame and fortune and danger alone, with no banner to wave or brothers or
sisters to battle alongside you, but for some, the call of grander struggle
bellows.
Have you a heart
that is pure and strong? Courage unwavering and bold? Then you are humbly
invited to test your meddle and attempt to join the lofty ORDER OF THE STONE
WEASEL, famed adventuring guild and noble collection of daring and devoted
souls, united in the constant struggle against all things naughty!
If you dare to heed
the call, present this missive to our founding Grand Chapter House in the noble
town of BRAVEHOLD, and we shall see just how true the tales of your grand deeds
ring!
-Grandweasel